Did you know that eating buckets of highly processed, flash-pasteurized livestock waste parts in congealed fat "keeps you regular"?
So if you like fiber supplements, suppositories, or healthy whole grains but crave the gamey bliss of long-dead casket sausage, remember that eating cholesterol-soaked chemically marinated animal buttcheeks also keeps you regular.
I did. I knew.
ReplyDeleteDid you know that eating buckets of highly processed, flash-pasteurized livestock waste parts in congealed fat "keeps you regular"?
So if you like fiber supplements, suppositories, or healthy whole grains but crave the gamey bliss of long-dead casket sausage, remember that eating cholesterol-soaked chemically marinated animal buttcheeks also keeps you regular.